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[–] blackblarneystone 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

smoke some herb. drink hard liquor. keep writing, you have some talent there.

my only criticism is that spanish is probably not replacing english any time soon and the ahmed clock thing at the end was silly.

otherwise, you nailed it.

but don't think about suicide as a solution. if it all goes to hell, ride that bitch down in a handbasket laughing all the way

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[–] blackblarneystone 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

thanks, satan

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[–] warpdesign 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah. You totally shouldn't kill yourself since that's illegal. They might put you in jail or fine you...

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[–] Frenchgeek 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Write a will.

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[–] Vercingetorix 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Meh. Change or die. That's the law of the universe, and it doesn't care if you like it or not.

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[–] Longbow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You better bow to mecca when you say that, partner.

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[–] thoughtpolice 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago  (edited ago)

You do realize that when the shit hits the fan, leftists, feminists, SJWs, etc will be the first to go right? They won't last a week in the chaos. No guns, no survival skills. They can't even open a can of soup by themselves.

So don't worry, be happy, the world always finds a balance. It has always been that way with civilization: three steps forward, two steps backwards, rinse and repeat.

Natural selection takes care of the weak in the meantime. Meanwhile, since you cannot do anything about it, enjoy the decline poolside. You live in the best of times, sex without commitment has never been so easily and freely available. Great times to be a young male if you ask me.

Edit: I see you are a female. Ignore my advice. :)

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[–] throwaway56789 [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

I'm a female, lol. More than a bit skittish about the whole sex without commitment thing. I'm not in the best of shape (not Nicole Arbour, but certainly not one of the blubberfolk she correctly ridicules) and I'm also phobic of disease.

You do realize that when the shit hits the fan, leftists, feminists, SJWs, etc will be the first to go right? They won't last a week in the chaos. No guns, no survival skills. They can't even open a can of soup by themselves.

...but what about the Muslims they've enabled to populate the continent(s)? They sure as fuck know how to fight... :(

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[–] thoughtpolice 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The muslims against christians war has being going on for about 1400 years. Don't worry too much about it. When the shit hits the fan in that aspect, the west has 100000 more nukes than the muslims.

When the muslim situation reaches a point of being totally out of control, the lefties and SJWs, again, will be the first to go, at the hands of said muslims they invited in with open arms. There will always be a percentage of western people that will react and know what to do, do not worry.

The thing is, these processes take time . So deal with it. It took Spain 800 years to get rid of the muslim invaders.

You know what, find a good husband, have kids. More than the 1.2 fertility rate average of white first world countries. Do your share.

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[–] throwaway56789 [S] 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

My family is a dysfunctional mess too. Not regular dysfunction. Like alcoholism and mental disorders dysfunction. I don't even have that.

But, well, a decade (9 years actually) would bring me to the 27 club, so if you're not right in your assertion that

you'll see the end of poverty, the symbiosis with nature of humankind, the end to the war fiat currency economy, the beginning of the space economy, and so much more!

...and we're living in a dystopian hellhole hybrid of oligarchy, communism and Islam, I may as well go and be a roadie for Cobain, Hendrix and Joplin, eh?

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[–] eggnogg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shit's falling apart indeed, but you got a completely FUCKED UP VIEW of it. Like wake the fuck up!

For decades we've lived under the illusion that we live in the most peaceful of times, that things can only get better. Now we have 60 MILLION people displaced by conflict around the world, more than ever before. The world is torn up by conflict, the so-called refugee crisis in the EU is just the TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

And speaking of icebergs, the polar bear is bound to become extinct in the wild as early as 2016.

Meanwhile you fucking whine about political correctness and leftists? WAKE THE FUCK UP.

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[–] eggnogg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nah man, that was just me being ANGRY. I'm not angry now.

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[–] throwaway56789 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wasn't only whining about PC leftists. It's the PC leftists' fault that we have to take in those 60 million people, about 99 44/100 percent of whom are Muslims first and foremost, and who will have no qualms about slicing apart infidels to make their own lebensraum in the United Islamic States of Sino-Hispano-Australieurabia. Reread the comment and take into account that the Tsarnaevs were considered "refugees" at one point too.

I'd rather the Muslims go extinct and fall into the ocean than the polar bear, BTW. Also, a big part of climate change is our refusal to get off oil. That in and of itself contributes to a national security crisis because for the past 70 years we've been getting our fix from none other than the birthplace of Wahabism and 15 of 19 9/11 hijackers. If we quit oil, we could wash our hands of the Muslim world and let the savages die off. Nothing of value would be lost, but the planet (and the select group of humans worth salvaging) wouldn't have to suffer the same fate.

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[–] pandabill 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

It's a privilege.

Born too late to explore the earth

Born too early to explore the galaxy

Born just in time to witness Europe turn into an Islamic shithole

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[–] throwaway56789 [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Since compassion leads to suicide, the most compassionate thing anyone can do right now is to let those who don't want to be compassionate commit suicide.

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