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[–] elitch2 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I got married in a small chapel outside of Queenstown, NZ. The entire event cost me less than $1000, including reception. I certainly didn't have that look on my face. To be clear, I am not poor. My wife and I both wanted a small, reasonably priced wedding.

We went snowboarding for our honeymoon.

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[–] sppddr 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

tfw no snowboarding wife

I'm curious though, what did you do as far as food? How many people were there?

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[–] elitch2 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

We had 12 people. I'm a chef. One of my apprentices was head chef at a nice restaurant, so I got mates rates. It was a real feast.

I love that my wife doesn't give a shit about all the wasteful things women usually want. The benefits of having an Asian wife.

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[–] dias17se 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Women dont want to be married, just to have a marriage day.

Its their way of proving society they belong to it in their heads, even though they cant even last 1 year married, and statistics prove my point.

More and more i see woen divorcing within 24 months of marriage using excuses as ",this doesnt work", or "hes different".

Just a load of crap, i certainly am not getting married, women are a premium item i cant afford.

They will fuck and marry deadbeat niggers or rapefugees, which is curious.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They will fuck and marry deadbeat niggers or rapefugees, which is curious.

It gives them virtue signaling brownie points. Women don't care what men think but they live for the approval of other women and that decides who they see, what they do for a living and on their free time, how much they weigh, what they read and consume. It rules their lives

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[–] dias17se 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I agree with that. I actually never singled that out. But yeah what other women perceive of them is incredibly important for them, gotta put up that theater.

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yep, pretty much. I spent most of my wedding day standing around waiting for pictures to be done. Granted I was shotgunning beers between times I was needed but still. Eh it was her day, i was fine with it.

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[–] The_Red_Kraken 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You know what is even worse? Being a groomsman. You do all the picture crap too but you aren't even getting married. Heck, you can't even choose what clothes you wear. Being a groomsman sucks donkey balls.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

was a groomsman once, indeed it fucking sucked, i missed out on most of the party and food because we were wasting time taking pictures, i ended up breaking a toe doing stupid fucking jumping pictures, I had zero fun and infact was pissed off most of the time, I would not do it again.

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[–] OhBlindOne 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I thought it was funny. You know, because it's true.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

He doesn't know. He married a guy.

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[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

married people of voat, how many times a month do you take that photo album out together and reminisce?

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[–] glassuser 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Every day!

Oh, I misunderstood the question. We go every day without taking it out.

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[–] BeefBourgignon 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Hey now, look at all those people who are employed in jobs peripheral to the wedding industry. Photographers, bakers, magazines, jewellers, dressmakers and tailors, florists, caterers, musicians, drivers, wedding venues. . .

This is white culture, folks, don't be misogynistic like the leftists who pick Muslims over rape victims.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Photographers, bakers, magazines, jewellers, dressmakers and tailors, florists, caterers, musicians, drivers, wedding venues. . .

And every one of them charges two to five times as much as soon as you say it's for a wedding.

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[–] BeefBourgignon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly! These stupid overblown weddings are a great boost to the economy.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is white culture, folks,

Is it, though? It's not part of my white culture.

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[–] Vvswiftvv17 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We got married in Reno. My mom visited me in California. She met my fiance and we told her we were moving in together, she flipped. She called his bluff on his mancard. "If you ever want my respect you will marry her first". So after a fight we all jumped in the car and dragged ass to Reno. The first place we went was a chapel of love and the lady who would have married us came to the counter looking stoned off of her gord. I said hell no, and we found another place. The second one was cheesy as hell, but at least it had a minister. BTW, I'm not talking about something that happened in my youth. I was 33 and he was 40 at the time. My mom is just staunchly traditional when it comes to stuff like that and is stubborn as hell.

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[–] Kal 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought it was going to be something about the day the judge ordered alimony payments.

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