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[–] Apathy 11 points -8 points (+3|-11) ago  (edited ago)

I too would sell all of you faggots out to have my dick sucked by 16 year old cheerleaders for the rest of my life, while my 5 star chefs cook me dinner, my 11/10 girlfriends walk around naked and beg me for sex, and I cruise on my yachts when I'm not in one of my vacation homes.

Seriously I just had a nightmare. Imagine having an 11/10 girlfriend, love of your life, and you forget which vacation home she lives in. You spend the next 30 years of your life traveling the world, trying to find that vacation home of yours where she lives, only to find it too late. Now she's an old woman, can't have kids, and the amazing youth you could have spent together has gone to waste. What a nightmare.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What the actual fuck are you on about?