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[–] Kiwibomb 11 points 306 points (+317|-11) ago  (edited ago)

They joined Ashley Madison to get fucked. It's not the way they wanted, but they got fucked.

**Edit: Damn typos

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[–] RoninSnowman 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Doc said it wasn't the clap I wanted to hear.

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[–] Gerplunnckamo 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Why did the faggot coward white knights who did the hack refer to men as "cheating dirtbags" and that they "deserve no such discretion" but they spared the Cougar Life site?

Because these faggot clowns were raised by single mommies to WORSHIP WOMEN.

We all know these same faggot cowards would be menstruating if people tried to "slut shame" or "fat shame" women.

See, in the feminist universe, the only guilty party is the one with the penis. Men are evil. Women are good. This is why faggot white knights need to have their faces curb stomped. They hate men and are at war with men. This is why I feel no pity for these faggots when they get eternally rejected by women like the fat sack of shit in this video.

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[–] Voxxe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But, but... Islam is a religion of peace.

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[–] Bahb 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

That's heartbreaking but on the other hand, I have to imagine there are plenty of other websites they could have used for that purpose that don't involve marital infidelity.

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How is it hackers' fault that muslim shitholes are, well... shitholes?

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[–] Weebo 3 points 169 points (+172|-3) ago 

It's a good day to be a divorce lawyer.

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[–] Codyrl95 0 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can we exclude them from guilt? For all we know it was an inside job by the owner of the site who cooperated with a Mafia organization ran by tech savy divorce lawyers in order to make an instant profit.

Excuse me while I write my new movie script.

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[–] GeminiK 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Guilty or not. It's still a good day to be a divorce lawyer.

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[–] Voxxe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, when you think of it, wasn't this list of sensitive information connected to real identities a treasure trove for potential exploitation (blackmail, extortion, lawyer fees).

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[–] Caboose_Calloway 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Dear madam, did you know your husband was on a cheaters database? Yup, I have the whole thing and your hubby is in there alright. I'm sending you the divorce papers with my special discount.

-- Love, Your New Lawyer

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[–] flat_hedgehog 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I'll bet there are some enterprising lawyers doing that as we speak.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

maybe the hackers are actually employed by divoirce lawyers and not just some loser nice guys / white knights

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[–] Diggit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fruit of poisoned tree cannot be used as evidence, I'm afraid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_of_the_poisonous_tree

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[–] 0x5f3759df 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Besides the fact that that rule is idiotic, I think it only applies to criminal investigations, not divorce proceedings.

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[–] TheFutureIsBright 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Waiting for their new commercials...

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[–] SilentSeeker 3 points 123 points (+126|-3) ago 

Well. Guess I need to find a new place to live now. Thanks hackers. I don't even know how to explain to my wife how she got busted.

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[–] G4 2 points 22 points (+24|-2) ago 

Wow. Good luck man. /v/relationships is here if you wanna talk about it

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[–] bozarkin 3 points 29 points (+32|-3) ago 

He was joking.

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[–] Tooth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Your doctor could tell you worse (std's and such)

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[–] YourDumbWhat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Find someone you know in here? Keep in mind the site is a scam with thousands of fake female profiles. See ashley madison fake profile lawsuit; 90-95% of actual users are male.

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[–] OldBoris 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Layer after layer after layer, and with every layer it stinks more.

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[–] Fambida 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You mean with every layer it gets more delicious?

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[–] flat_hedgehog 16 points 89 points (+105|-16) ago 

Oooohhhhh. It's nice to see someone follow through on a threat. I won't cry for Ashley Madison.

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[–] EroticPudding 66 points 85 points (+151|-66) ago 

Why? Because of your superior morals?

Why should the security breach and subsequent release of personal information from Ashley Madison be treated any differently from a security breach from any other website?

Yes, some, probably a lot of people used the website to cheat on the significant others, an act some people find to be morally reprehensible. But when it comes to the mass release of private information like this the morality of the website, or lack thereof, shouldn't matter. Besides, we don't know the life situation of every single person on there, or what sort of arrangements they might or might not have with their SOs.

Perhaps someone is taking care of a partner who is dying of cancer and is physically unable to have sex, and a way for them to stay sane and stay in the relationship whilst caring for their partner is to get some sex on the side. At the same time in order to protect the feelings of their dying partner they're doing what they can to keep it a secret.

Bottom line is we should all be careful about who and how we judge people morally, because things are often not as simple as they seem.

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[–] gervase 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

If only we could come up with a way to judge actions impartially and determine punishment accordingly. That way, we could objectively evaluate people's actions and determine appropriate punishments based on the infraction. Maybe come up with a list of all the things NOT to do, have some people in charge of enforcing those rules, some guidelines on punishments, etc.

It would definitely make situations like this easier - we could just check to see if the action (infidelity, for example) was against our list of rules, and then we would know what kind of punishment is appropriate.

Oh well, I guess that does sound like it would be too hard to implement. I guess we'll just have to stick with ambiguous moral judgments applied with a broad brush for now.

/s

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[–] FriendlyGhoul 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

It's okay for someone to cheat as long as their partner has cancer and they just can't wait for them to die.

Wow. I mean, I knew cheaters go through some serious mental gymnastics to rationalize cheating, but this is some next level stuff.

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[–] Jokka 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Perhaps someone is taking care of a partner who is dying of cancer and is physically unable to have sex, and a way for them to stay sane and stay in the relationship whilst caring for their partner is to get some sex on the side. At the same time in order to protect the feelings of their dying partner they're doing what they can to keep it a secret.

Yes. Because every single person cheating, is cheating on a partner with terminal cancer. Clearly that was a great argument. If someone is cheating, it's cheating, there's no way to "morally" sugercoat it.

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[–] waldojim42 3 points 18 points (+21|-3) ago 

You know, I worry less about their relationships than professional lives. This has the potential to get a fair number of people treated poorly, or fired even from their workplaces. Or in the case of the military members, prosecuted under the UCMJ. Sorry, but /u/EroticPudding is right, even if for the wrong reasons.

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[–] MrPaul 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Is Erotic Pudding ever wrong?

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[–] l_l_l 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wait, how is proof of being on a website proof of actually cheating? I would be surprised if more than 10% of people who registered their info with this site went on to successfully have an affair.

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[–] FriendlyGhoul 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There are strict rules about using a .mil email address for social media. Even if the military decides not to prosecute them for adultery, they still will have to face a punishment for disobeying an order.

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[–] PiercingAjarDolphin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bullshit, UCMJ has a very high requirement of proof before you can be dishonorably discharged because of that. Being a member of a site that advocates/facilitates cheating will not cut it. If there is enough evidence to support prosecution, you can bet your ass there's reason for it.

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[–] AustNerevar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ, have we not had this discussion enough yet?? You know, not everyone who used that website were cheating? And it's not like the actual cheaters deserve to have their private info stolen. When you're doing jacking off with your moral superiority lube, why not try thinking about this rationally and fairly.

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[–] TalkingAnimal 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

These hackers are completely different from all those SJWs ruining people's lives by holding them socially accountable and ruining their jobs and relationships for their online behavior. Except the part where not really.

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[–] RobertWalker 2 points 69 points (+71|-2) ago  (edited ago)

A couple of interesting stats when put together.

The hackers say that 90% to 95% of Ashley Madison's real profiles are men.

However, most studies put women cheating at close to, if not the same amount, as men.

What does this tell you?

To me, it says that women don't need a website to cheat. They are pursued by men and when they approach a man they are far less likely to be turned down than men approaching women. It is easy for women to cheat in general life.

Men, however, many in low-sex or no-sex marriages, have to make cheating happen as they are rarely, if ever, approached by women. It is much more difficult for men to create a cheating situation in real life. Many men resort to a website.

My disclaimer: I believe people should never cheat. I believe people should fix or separate. I'm just pointing out an interesting couple of statistics and my cynicism that the mainstream media will talk about anything other than those "lying cheating men". Got to keep the obvious narrative!

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[–] NotAnUndercoverCop 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I have a friend who was an officer in the Army. This is exactly what he said.

But, did you know that commuting adultery while you're in the army is actually a crime?

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[–] localbum 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Very important to make a distinction of bars off-post. Never pick up chicks in a bar on base. That's never, ever going to work out for you.

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[–] swingsandroundabouts 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Thank you for the tip.

That's what she said.

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[–] Robotsarecool 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

What if she's introverted and doesn't like going to place like that? You're forgetting that there are people who just like being at home and don't want to go out hunting for partners in social spaces.

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[–] tame 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Don't worry, you can claim it all means objectification or someshit. You know, the same way a sexy chick on a video game cover is a "male sexual fantasy" whereas a sexy guy on a romance novel cover is a "male power fantasy"?

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[–] physicscat 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

There were other websites for women that the hackers ignored. Telling.

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[–] Sirskills 1 points 59 points (+60|-1) ago 

9.7GB damn. I'm not going to download that but if anyone ever posts a searchable text document or site it would be interesting to see those on the list.

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[–] ForgotMyName 1 points 46 points (+47|-1) ago 

This is how you make money on it. AshelyMadisonCheaters.com. Post up searchable site with a ton of ads on it. Make a quick buck. Maybe adwords links for divorce lawyers.

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[–] Tinhat 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Then ransom the ability to "remove someone from the database" ;)

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[–] pepepepepe 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

AshleyMadisonLeaked is a real website just for this purpose. I'm not going to link it just because I'm afraid it's a honeypot but feel free to check it out behind 7 proxies just to be safe.

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[–] Fauropitotto 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

All your startup capital will be tied up trying to defend yourself against hundreds of frivolous defamation suits.

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[–] niggersarerapists 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm on it.

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[–] Scine 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

Downloading as we speak. :)

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[–] dalek_caan 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] hyperoperation 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Let us know if you discover any gems.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

All that work for the hack, all the hype and exposure, and everyone is just going to TL;DR it.

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[–] JunOS 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

You mean ctrl+f it?

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[–] onewatt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'll have it in about an hour, who do you want to look up?

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[–] Watch_Your_Top_Knot 19 points 46 points (+65|-19) ago 

Wow I see a lot of people aren't upset by this. This hack is a huge invasion of privacy. Just because they're assholes doesn't mean that they shouldn't get the same protection as us. We bitch and moan about Windows,Google,Apple,and even the government getting personal information that we don't want them to know. But when it happens to some cheaters all of a sudden it's okay?

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[–] Zodi 5 points 38 points (+43|-5) ago 

It's a hack. by an anonymous group. Who are you going to be upset with?

"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THIS" doesn't work.

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[–] GoonyGooGoo 3 points 15 points (+18|-3) ago 

It was obviously that 4chan fucker who likes to put their nose into everyone's business.

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[–] merton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've said it before: stop buying things from them!!!

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[–] Watch_Your_Top_Knot 8 points 5 points (+13|-8) ago 

What does it matter if their assholes. I'm sure their are assholes who sends letters through the mail that doesn't mean that people should be allowed to go through it. I don't say that legally i'm against going through someone's mail but since their assholes what can you do. Two wrongs don't make a right and neither wrong should be praised.

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[–] lupos 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

the point of this for most hackers is to illustrate that the company had poor security. Mission accomplished. And while I'm a-ok with people not being monogamous if you "cheat" (i.e. have sex with other people and don't tell your partner) you are a weak ass POS and I have no sympathy for you. Get a divorce if you want sex that bad. Any other excuse, "staying together for the kids!", is just BS you tell yourself to excuse your actions.

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[–] Watch_Your_Top_Knot 4 points 7 points (+11|-4) ago 

Yes people who cheat are pieces of shit. But people hacking into a company and release people's private information are also peice of shit. So both are horrible people. Why is one getting slightly praised and one getting condemned.

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[–] Lucifer_L 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just because they're assholes doesn't mean that they shouldn't get the same protection as us

What the fuck kind of protection do we get? We don't have privacy, we don't get due process, we don't get freedom of speech without constant self-censorship, we get fucking nothing. We get a bunch of liars and crooks pretending to give a fuck about the little guys while they work to make the world a living hell for the rest of us.

To hell with those assholes.

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