Dictator Ronald McDonald vs the Burger King.
The clown army decided to seige the Burger Kingdom.
They had the numbers. They had the guile. A horde of clowns run at the Burger castle!
Clown warriors, clad in colorful, billowy cotton clothes, oversized shoes, and ridiculous face paint attack!
The much smaller burger clan steel themselves for an epic battle!
The Burger Knights clad in full plate armor, they are few but proud!
The Burger knights shot arrows with burgers on them into the clown warriors chests. Before dying the shotten clown soldiers take the Burger off the arrow and enjoy it, yum!
Clown army rallied launching a trebuchet full of boiling-hot fries into the Burger Castle.
Some burger knights were sizzle to death! Ahh!
Burger King sets a hamburger shaped zeppelin a flight. It holds a burger bomb.
The battle rages. Clown army rolls out a tank that fires 22mm chicken nuggets.
That's as far as I got. What happens next?