[–] courtjester1111 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Never invoke God unless you really want Him to appear. It annoys Him very much.

G.K. Chesterton

[–] fuckallyall 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

so prayer is just the entirety of creation screaming "oh god!"?

[–] SumeJirke 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Reject hedonism.

[–] Maggotfeast 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I would make a hundred dollar bill appear in my hand if I was God

[–] Othmar_Regin [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

..sure beats one time sex with a young jewish woman around the year -1AD