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[–] Vvswiftvv17 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Right now my husband is recovering from kidney surgrey (removing Cancer) resulting in lots of bleeding when he pees. We had a lot of tampon jokes. He is also getting little sleep and on pain meds so he is super vulnerable. I caught him crying over a St. Jude's children's hospital commercial. So we had PMS/Midol jokes. Then I started my period this week so We joked we were menistral sisters.

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[–] katara [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ha - that's delightfully awful. Thank you for sharing!

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[–] Crabpuncher_98 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Possibly NSFW, but there was one time after an exceptionally good session of sex, my now ex-girlfriend had lost the ability to put more than one maybe two words together for a few minutes as she tried and failed to navigate around the house and do a few things; crashing into stuff and talking like a cavewoman. So whenever we're alone and we're play-fighting I threaten to fuck her stupid again. It usually happens. It's simple and dumb, but it makes me feel good :D

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[–] G4 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My girlfriend likes to wake me up with that one song from Sonic '06.

(RUNNIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND)

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[–] libby 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If I shared them they wouldn't be inside jokes anymore!