[–] sakuramboo 3 points 137 points (+140|-3) ago 

Like putting bumper stickers on a Lamborghini.

[–] shrink 4 points 39 points (+43|-4) ago 

It's watching someone walk into a museum and smash a priceless statue. You can try gluing it back together, but the damage is done, and it shows.

I could potentially deal with the arm tattoos, but everything else is beyond acceptable. For some reason there's something about her hair that bothers me, I don't know why. I thought it looked dyed, or the color is just off, but I think I'm imaging things.

[–] puggy 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

face tattoo: -10

neck tattoo: -9

full arm sleeve tattoo: -8

multiple arm tattoos: -7

single arm tattoo other than flower/butterfly:-6

single arm tattoo of flower/butterfly: -5

tattoo on breast: -4

tramp stamp: -3

small tattoo not visible in street clothes: -2

ankle tattoo: -1

[–] The_Ghost 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Her face looks like a pig.

[–] Decidueye 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is it because she's got quite the 5-head?

[–] TheKalergiFan 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She has a receding and thin hairline

[–] Nonymous608 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

That is a brilliant analogy lo!!!

[–] ThisMachineKills 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's actually far worse than that, it's like keying a Lamborghini

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nah, you can fix that.

It’s like putting amazon turbo parts on the car.

[–] canbot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not all girls are Lamborghinis.

[–] BeauDacious 4 points 49 points (+53|-4) ago 

The face and neck tatoos for sure. I can live with tatoos in other places. But damn those face and neck one sure ruined this thing.

Makes me instantly look at her like a low level drug gang member.

[–] robot7247 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Have known a couple that regretted those later on. One went through the slow, painful, & expensive process of getting them lasered off.

[–] TheSeer 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The neck tattoo... Makes her look possessed. And then to have a face tattoo. Confirms it. Would not.

[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I keep trying to read/see what the face tattoo is, but I can't seem to make it out... any ideas? Either way, you are correct.

[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It says "This end up" in Comic Sans.

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

so true

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

So, fun fact. This is Eva Van Housen.


[–] Gorillion 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Girls, don't do this.

Carry it in your heart, not on your skin.

[–] oddlike777 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Oh. Was not expecting that.

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Pro-Brexit, Aryan loving chick. Still some trashy ass tats though.

[–] Here_Comma_Suk_Dd 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Hahaha. This wild bitch just won over some goats.

[–] MDEneverdies1488 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Milk truck arrive

[–] WatchRyder 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh she was Mark Collet's squeeze a few years back wasn't she? I've seen pictures of her in a pub with tats like that. That was before the stupid head and neck ones I think.

[–] Gamio 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He described dating her like dating a bottle of vodka, fun but the hangover makes you regret it.

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep. She was

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[–] dellip_der_ 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Burns, scratching, etching, it's called scarifying, or scarification.

[–] majb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There was a time when it was cool to get numbers tattooed on your arms.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They already do that....

[–] 0011000100100111101 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

it appears to stem from the cancer coming out of her forehead.

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[–] Momo_Applebach 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

it's called a bra

[–] jclss99 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Reebok pump bra?

[–] tokui 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wun Hung Lo.

Testicles, bobs, not always symmetrical.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

LOL shit, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. What the fuck IS that? Once you notice it...

[–] jclss99 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sometimes you take a golf ball to the head

[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Toll: Probably paid

[–] Whitworth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even her skull wants to get away from her.

[–] theoldguy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it's just swelling from a blow. Possibly her boyfriend gave her a little love tap for spending the money he was saving for a new guitar on tats.

[–] not_saying_a_thing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

new guitar

You misspelled "chrome grills and grape drank".

[–] Countryboyseein 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Why in the world would a cute thin girl get tattoos all over... She's clearly never met a 50 year old with tattoos gotten in their youth....

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Mental trauma.

It's literally aposematism.

[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

These tattooed girls live in cities with large non-white populations. Attractive white girls get too much attention from "catcallers" (porch monkeys and construction spics), so they "ugly" themselves up with tattoos which swear allegiance to their tribe. Their tribe is usually a white band, white hobby, heritage family symbols, or something intrinsic to herself (solipsism).

They're not attractive to you because she's been branded by someone else, but that's not a bad thing. She's not trying to attract the world, she's trying to win over members of her tribe by swearing allegiance.

[–] MBB 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Aposematic signaling... Thanks, learn a new word today. Will put it to good use

[–] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 


"Grandmother's arm" skin + faded tattoos

[–] fritz_maurentod 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's a warning sign that reminds us the inside is rotten.

[–] con77 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

what a shame

[–] thelma 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

better she announces it to the world that she's an idiot

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