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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBS2 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Okay, well maybe we could just start our own companies, with black jack and hookers.

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[–] bezzy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I read a hilarious response to the Google memo on Linkedin from some woman who had diversity in her job title. She said women and minorities should start their own tech companies! I agree. Best of luck to them!

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[–] CujoQuarrel ago 

Any firetrucks?

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just remember this next time you call in to any company and get Sha'Quanda on the phone who immediately answers with some attitude, doesn't give a shit why you're calling, and will do anything to get you off the phone because she has no fear of being fired or even reprimanded. She can just scream raaaaayycist at the top of her lungs and everyone will slowly back out of the room, leaving you high and dry.

It's near impossible to defend yourself when called a racist, whether it's fair or not; We need to start standing up for each other when this happens to make it stop.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

People with souls aren't able to work in call centers.... Eventually cheap coffee and cigarettes combined with managerial metrics and ever changing policy and the constant hum of screens and lights and cheap sugary food will undermine any defense scheme. Nightmare material.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's really the best we could have hoped for. They're segregating themselves. We won't even have to build the separate bathrooms and water fountains and entrances to buildings, they'll build them for us.

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[–] syntaxaxe 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They do not build.

They shit up whatever they have, and then come to us to see what we've built on our own and demand that too. It is a never-ending cycle.

The only way it could work is if they segregated themselves into a separate nation, and then we protected our borders.

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[–] 10187745? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're even describing the history of the Internet.

"Hey nerd, nice computer! I'm going to just chat on the phone with my friend Stacy like a normal person."

"You know how dorky it is to talk about that MO-DEM thing? Haha!"

"Wow you're going to school to study computers? Uhm, okay, get a life, right?"

"Wait what's this Internet thing? Oh cool someone made a site where I can upload pictures of myself and people can, like, see me? Oh now someone made a site where I can make videos with my webcam and stuff? Oh, cool, look, Stacy liked it! Haha! Oh wait, that boy said 'tits or GTFO?' What the fuck!? I don't even know him! How could they make the Internet so sexist! I demand they change it NOW! And why are they keeping girls from studying computers anyway??"

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[–] jackfraser 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Unfortunately that's not how this will work. Instead, it's going to take the form of continued white flight; and every time we build a nice new place for ourselves, they will be on our tail.

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[–] tootmagoot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Same with feminism.

They wanted equality. Now they want ALL the comfortable office jobs.

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sure, but they don't want to actually work, so they'll need some slaves from Apefrica. Why don't they just move there?

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[–] Gorillion ago 

But also not to be held to any standards of productivity or performance.

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[–] Belisarius505 ago 

Look up "diversity job fair" and "diversity consulting".

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[–] Ricoiyte ago 

Never forget!