Yogurt used to come in standard 8 ounce containers. Then Yoplait came along with 6 ounce containers. Then everyone else moved to 6 ounces, so Yoplait downsized to 5.3 ounces. Now everyone is at 5.3 ounces, and Yoplait is at FUCKING HALF! the original standard size, they're at 4 ounces now. At this rate, in 10 years you'll get a scratch & sniff card with a yogurt scent and probably full of big ad-man words like GLUTEN FREE and NO CALORIES / NO CARBS
And my orange juice! Everyone is at 59 ounces instead of a standard half gallon, except for Safeway. And orange "drink" which isn't really juice, it's just fancified and gussied up Kool-aid sugar water.
Don't even get me started with ketchup. Those motherfuckers chock it full of high-fructose corn syrup.
You'll probably read about me in the news someday: Old man snaps, starts throwing yogurt and orange juice at grocery managers