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[–]Tommstein14 points
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Yup. Pretty much what I said below, except the reception I got was downvotes and some dumbass arguing against the blatantly obvious. The groupthink here is as bad as Reddit.
He is to be buried in a special coffin specially engineered to encompass his huge titanium balls, which will have to to be delivered to the cemetery by forklift.
I assume the Russians are going to put up a statue or two to the guy. Inspirational national heroes are few and far between nowadays.
[–]Bobsentme1 points
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Nope, you're both wrong.
I heard they're being removed and released down a gigantic ramp to roll through the middle east and take out all the fuckers that caused them in the first place.
I thought the morbidly obese girls taking pictures of themselves for tumblr were the heroes. And trannies going into the wrong bathroom. That's way more heroic than this guy. Being able to call in an airstrike on yourself is white privilege.
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[–] http404 [S] 0 points 87 points 87 points (+87|-0) ago (edited ago)
According to the Russian government daily Rossiiskaya Gazeta, Prokhorenko directed a Russian air strike on IS after telling his commander by radio: "I'm surrounded - they're here, I don't want them to get me". A transcript of the radio message appeared on social media. "I request an air strike. They'll mutilate me and my uniform. I want to die with dignity, and I want all these scumbags to die with me. Please fulfil my last request," he was quoted as saying.
[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
It was an easy call to make actually, much better to die in an airstrike than be burned alive after months of captivity by these savages.
[–] whitewomenarewhores 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Gave 'em a master class in how a real man commits a suicide bombing too.
[–] primaryappellation 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago
https://youtu.be/VofQjhpkJpY
[–] HorrorAndHatred 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The final request of a hero.
[–] [deleted] 2 points 78 points 80 points (+80|-2) ago
[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
His last words were Allahhu akbar fuckers.
[–] AlphaWookie 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No more brothers wars for the white race.
[–] scottsacco 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One of the best comments I have ever read. Thank you.
[–] WitnesstheSalt 1 points 42 points 43 points (+43|-1) ago
He is to be buried in a special coffin specially engineered to encompass his huge titanium balls, which will have to to be delivered to the cemetery by forklift.
I assume the Russians are going to put up a statue or two to the guy. Inspirational national heroes are few and far between nowadays.
[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
Fixed
[–] Bobsentme 1 points 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Nope, you're both wrong.
I heard they're being removed and released down a gigantic ramp to roll through the middle east and take out all the fuckers that caused them in the first place.
[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 points 32 points 33 points (+33|-1) ago
God Speed, brother.
[–] Ioxvm 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
Till Valhalla.
[–] YallJusRaycis 1 points 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
I thought the morbidly obese girls taking pictures of themselves for tumblr were the heroes. And trannies going into the wrong bathroom. That's way more heroic than this guy. Being able to call in an airstrike on yourself is white privilege.
[–] scottsacco 1 points -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
As you would run out of your house crying & screaming for your nigger boyfriend to kill a spider on the wall.
[–] mznxbcv 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Holy shit. RIP
[–] NoMeGustanLosNiggers 4 points 9 points 13 points (+13|-4) ago
A true hero
[–] IamaRealEstateBroker 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Shiny and Chrome to Valhalla brother!