where do i start? well, from the beginning i guess.the movie starts out with some action between the autobots and the decepticons who are embroiled in a war back in their home planet "cybertron"
the characters looks pretty much like the 80's cartoons which was a nice change from previous transfag movies. then the main character gets jettisoned towards the earth in order to look for a new base of operations for the fleeting autofags. as soon as bumblebee appears on earth the army begins to hunt him down so he flees towards a mine and a decepticon fighter plane follows him and bomb the crap out of the army and starts a fight with our yellow hero.
the fight doesnt last long our hero kills the decepticon but gets damaged by it before the decepticon dies and loses his voice,
anyways,its 1987 and we get to meet the second most important character of the movie which is a 17 year old tomboy called "charlie"....our dearest character looks like a fucking butch lesbian with daddy issues and she is so badass that she even knows to fix cars and shit (the cartoons all characters related to the autobots were male) so we know see an inversion of roles that i already dislike. charlie is a klutz that works in a fair and there we are then introduced to her first love which is a nigger but unlike any modern rapper that touts to be himself to be a pimp this nigger is actually very effeminate and nerdy to boot as well.that's two strikes for me. even later on when she finds the autobot hidden in her uncle's workshop. the fucking robot looks a pussy and acts like scooby dooby doo which he is scared of human beings but charlie boy assures him later on that not all humans are bad just some and shit....strike three came when the movie was filled with 80's music which i felt that was an attempt to cash in the gen X nostalgia ....i only could endure 1 hour of the fucking movie and had to shut it down when i saw the nigger covering his breasts because charlie wanted his shirt just to prove that she could drive blind with the fucking robot on autopilot.meh i was expecting a good movie but it was the same ole recipe of dysfunctional family (she doesnt get along with her mother and her new lover ,supposedly her dad passed away) along with poor acting and fake feelings
dont waste your time watching this poz of a movie.its predictable too.there was comedy but some of it was bad too