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[–] grottofrog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

for a sec i thought fph had come up with a new term

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

give 'em time to appropriate it!

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[–] Caliope 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wipes? You mean for wiping your ass after you do an Obama? Just be like a goat-fucker sand-nigger and wipe your ass with your hand (left only, if you please) then wipe said fingers on the sand or walls, or floor. Did you know that there are certain sandstone rocks --- monoliths actually --- over in camel-fucker land which have a groove worn into the sandstone. The groove is where mudslime men wipe the end of their cocks after pissing so as not to "befoul themselves". JesusFucking Christ on a Bicycle! Oh well, different strokes for different folks. Next post I'll tell you about what Klingon queers do ....

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

well, um, thanks for that ! Trying to be impartial here...if the dickcleaning works, what's wrong with that? Remember the old schoolyard adage about: "Confucius say no matter how hard a man shakes his dick, last drop always ends up in undies"?

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[–] polygeek 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Somehow my life hasn't improved with knowing what a fatberg is... ::gag::

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, the problems of western civilization. Now we know why Indians shit in the street.

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[–] derram 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

https://files.catbox.moe/yjlk0g.png :

2019-02-26 | First ‘fine to flush’ wet wipes approved in drive to tackle fatbergs | Money | The Guardian


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[–] 17026097? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So… How does it make people less fat?

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

because...because fat people fret over filling sewers with non-biodegradable wipes which makes them indulge in comfort-eating which in turn produces more wipes because they use the toilet more. So...with Natracare wipes the fatties can relax and now use wipes secure in the knowledge they don't block the sewers and hence there's no need for them to salve their consciences with sandwiches any more = they become less fat. I would have thought you could have seen that!