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[–] entropyosaurus 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

What's stupid is that your computer only has one USB port

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[–] 3597188? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A laptop I assume?

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[–] Techius 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Probably the new Macbook.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Might have been the sole USB port in her car.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

mine has 2, I feel fancy

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No it probably has lots but they are already being used.

Everything uses USB now, and I only have 8 ports. Mouse, Keyboard, Headset, Controller, Printer, Book charger, Speakers.

That's 7 right there.

I've got ONE open port right now. I'm like Japan in the 1860's over here!

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[–] Damndirtyape 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

What's mentally retarded is most laptops often don't go over 500gb

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[–] thesuperpapagai 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just buy a bigger HDD separately.

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[–] 9-11 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

i cant wait until they invent a book that doesnt need charging.

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[–] 9-11 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

i cant wait until they invent a case to hold printed books

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[–] CarlTheMagician 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can buy solar powered chargers online and I've known a few people who have gotten them to work on their black and white Kindles.

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[–] libby [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That would be nice! Maybe you should write one. Like a printed dictionary website!

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That will truly be the day.

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[–] Dashippy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Even the outlets are shocked at the future they are witnessing.

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[–] mastabojangles 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

ok but the cigarette can be used two thousand times and the book contains thousands of books...people in the past would be freaking out about things we take for granted.

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[–] pitenius 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

the cigarette can be used two thousand times...

I present to you... the Infinarette

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[–] libby [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A fork when bash stopped updating years ago. It's the more active branch now.

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[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've found they go back and forth. tbh neither one has been all that active of late.

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[–] barset 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

309840 (49/87) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag

<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long

<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line

I lost it here. No idea why.

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[–] zemaR34 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

pandora's box has been opened. see you in a few hours

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[–] rail606 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Pro Tip: Don't charge E-Cigs on your comptuer. A majority of them have malware. Only use wall sockets or you are going to get your credit card stolen.

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[–] libby [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just use Linux that's been properly hardened.

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