[–] fuck_reddits_feefees 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Jewish pedophile

Redundant lol

[–] AmericanJew2 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a fuck about the ze jews."

[–] 14421049? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

ZE Jews. Pronunciation is key.

[–] AmericanJew2 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

Pedophiles don't want to be called pedophiles. They want to be called priests.

[–] JopharVorin 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Nah they wanna be called baby dick sucking rabbi's

[–] SkrutinizeYou 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

A Jewish guy pushes a wheelbarrow into a pole.

He breaks his nose.

[–] Volksgemeinschaft [S] 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

What's the best way to pick up Jewish chicks?

With a shovel

[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

With a dustbuster.

[–] ThoseFeels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

With zero self respect

[–] Lundynne 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

Roll up her sleeve

[–] 14418202? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How was copper wire invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny.

[–] mememeyou 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Give a white man a hammer and he will build a civilization. Give an asian man a hammer and he will make more hammers. Give a black man a hammer and he will use it to kill a white man. Give a Jew a hammer and he will pass it off to the black man.

[–] AndNowTheOther8 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

*sell it to a black man


[–] Troll 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"That's $25 for the ride, plus the tip."

When they finally manage to leave the van, obviously.

[–] reject_kikery 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You wan' an interest free credit card for a year just sign here? You wan' join the service and fight for Uncle Sam, there's a big Hitler in the middle east ya know? You wan' go to college to follow your dreams? Say, how'd you like to star in a porno? What if someday I made you a famous celebrity? Ever consider if you were born the wrong gender?

[–] 78679893 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Wanna ride my Uber and buy yourselves some candy?"

[–] KOG007 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can I interest you in some debt currency? It tastes like candy.

[–] Rellik88 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

How do you fit 100 jews in a VW?

In the ash tray.

[–] 14418232? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What's faster than a speeding bullet?

A Jew with a coupon.

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