[–] strange_69 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

People will eat the vegans before they eat that food.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

LOL. I'll bet the canned dog food is gone before the tofu.

[–] TestForScience 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Did you know there’s estrogen in that stuff?

[–] drhitler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

the tofu or the dog food?

[–] VeganHere2 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

They put soy in all pet food now.

[–] CyborgCuttlefish 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lord knows it might actually help solve the pitbull question

[–] pnwpatriot97 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Most likely because its all made or at least half made from soy.

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

i dunno, at least if you stocked up on vegan "food" no one would steal it from you. you just wont have anything to eat.

[–] sherlock_holmes 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I mean, I'll eat a pineapple but I won't eat some kinda fucked up trans soy bean that thinks it's a sausage.

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

that was the best sentence that ever got typed.

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

But you also wont get any nutrition from it you would need in times like those.

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yeah, thats probably the main problem with that strategy.

[–] TypicalVoaters 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

''times like those'' would have you eating what you could when you could, and vegans would do the same, lets not act fucking stupid here

[–] VeganHere2 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

How do you not have anything to eat if you stock up with vegan food?

How stupid of a comment from a trad-bot.

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

vegans dont eat food. they live off of their own self righteous smugness. and tons of semen. doesnt matter from what. just all of the boners in every hole on their shriveled little pansy bodies. bodies completely slick with the seed of a thousand horses, gorillas, alpacas, ferrets, sloths (both two toed and three toed), ducks, walruses, anglerfish (quite the challenge, but they pull it off (while attempting to emulate that reproductive strategy, no less)), mantis shrimp, praying mantis, donkeys, lions, tigers, bears, humans, orangutans, wolves, deer, rabbits, pikas, squirrels (both flying and nonflying variety), manta rays, coral, no fewer than five kinds of cetaceans, bigfoots, sheep, chickens, peacocks, tasmanian tigers, elephants, cows, pigs, sharks, iguanas, crocodiles, blacks, turkeys, moose, turtles, tortoises, clownfish, jelleyfish, black widow spiders, emperor scorpions, jews, parrots, domestic cats and dogs, rats, mice, chupacabras, dwayne "the rock/tooth fairy" johnson, llamas, kudamundi, jaguars, eagles, falcons, tuna, horseshoe crabs, octopodes, transgingers, rattlesnakes, cobras, geese, foxes, giraffes, chimpanzees, bonobos, goats, buzzards, kinkajous, alligators, cuttlefish (oddly enough cuttlefish arent into cuddling after. bad news for you!), tapeworms, armadillos, wasps, frogs and toads, salamanders, earthworms, squids, bruce jenner, hyenas, dung beetles, the beatles, africanized honeybees, siafu army ants, naked mole rats, platypodes, dingos, snails (but not slugs, for a change),komodo dragons, antelopes, pigeons, parrotfish, sea cucumbers, and communists.

but thats none of my business.

[–] Cat-hax 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

also price and quantity, you are getting very little for alot of money and it tastes like shit.

[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And/or the vegans all fled showing they don't possess an ounce of courage.

[–] plankO 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Vegans are planning on using ubereats for food when the roads are blocked

[–] SukkhaMadiqqa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Kek! That implies that it is actually food.

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