[–] voltronsdicks 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Did you just assume "Ken's" gender?

[–] mralexson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ken identifies as a non-binary genderqueer peoplequeer mentally ill non-monogamous kinky critical feminist robot

[–] voltronsdicks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lol

[–] BIGLY17 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Might you have a link for that?

[–] newoldwave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nope, he's just dickless like Obama.

[–] literallyoprah 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm guessing you identify as "involuntarily celibate" then. You would probably be really fun at parties if you ever got invited to one.

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

[–] Holonomic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

LOL, good one!

The question was asked many times over the years -- why didn't Barbie get pregnant. Obviously, because Ken would always cum on another box. HA

[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She asked him for some doggystyle and he got on all fours. Liberals!

[–] Butelczynski 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ken is a vampire-since he has no heartbeat his junk shrunk down.He was considered for "Twilight " series.

[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think Barbie should have hooked up with THIS guy.

[–] lexsird 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Remember when Ken got beat up by G.I. Joe perpetually and Barbie was his? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Both parties are populated by dickless cowards.