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[–] FattyHater 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

Oh my god I can't wait for verification. My tiny shitlord cock (I don't have the right equipment to handle a real woman) gets so hard just thinking about it.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Congrats

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 2 points 33 points (+35|-2) ago 

The Wizard does lie, I did not break the site

Why does he do this to me, I am filled with fright

To anger a Wizard is a very serious crime

I may go into hiding, or simply serve my time

I once saved the planet, trust me its totally not a lie

A meteor was coming, but read my poems and did cry

I broke nothing and will ignore any double PM

either that or hit your PC with a pulse of EM

And rather than help, I may just do a shitty little rhyme

Cause I am HamathaMcBeetus, and I do it all the time

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Liar liar pants on fire

Hang them on a telephone wire!

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

:(

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awAzM9kTvC0&feature=youtu.be HOVERBOARDS. FUCKING HOVERBOARDS. HOVER FUCKING BOARDS. BOARDS THAT HOVER. LITERALLY HOVERBOARDS. I CAN'T EVEN I AM SO EXCITED.

Its real, no bullshit. Anyways I got @leelem0n to help me on a joint American/Korean special ops mission to hack god to steal the specs. Some of you may wonder how two atheists can hack something we don't believe in, and the answer is simple: fuck off we got this.

If anyone wants to join us, reply...i mean come on FUCKING HOVERBOARDS WATCH THE VIDEO.

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[–] Untended_Distention 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Before you get too excited, keep in mind that it still has to have electromagnets in the ground to provide the counter-force to the super-cooled magnet-board. This board would not work on a regular surface.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=210&v=W5DRdZg1WaQ

Still very cool :)

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You shut your god damn mouth and join the circle jerk with me. HOVER BOARDS HOVER BOARDS HOVER BOARDS.

edit - also yea, i saw the other video, screw that like you need a guided course :(

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[–] Duress56 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can't even board, but FUCKING HOVERBOARDS.

I need one, get me one, bbygrill <3

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Are...are you cheating on me...?

Or are you a very kinky girl?

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The hack was a failure: apparently the boards suck.

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[–] Delusion_of_Adequacy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

http://huvrtech.com/ These can be used on any metallic or inductive surface, not just a track, so that's better.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'll join in.

Also, superconductors are cool in any implementation. That hoverboard would make an awesome olympic sport, as a timed downhill run like the bobsled. It has absolutely no traction, so that allows a lot of cool possibilities.

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

We got the Fox of the Sands. Woot. Or is two S's the fox of sweet after dinner treats? I always get Desert/Dessert mixed up.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm sure you guys have noticed how fat people usually stay at the back of the gym while the more dedicated people are at the front with the free weights.

Wouldn't it be nice if all public areas were this segregated? Imagine going to a department store and not having to be around fat people. That sounds heavenly.

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[–] CheckYourFupa 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Some stores already segregate fat people via the plus size section. It's nice looking over at them, not having to smell them as they squeeze past.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was at he mall today and you're totally right. Tons (no pun intended) of fatties around the plus size clothing stores but very few around the other stores.

Oddly enough, I didn't notice a lot of fatasses at the food court. This being said, I know a lot of hamplanets don't like eating in public because they know people are judging them.

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[–] Holden_Magroine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At my gym 1st level is free weights, 2nd is changing rooms, and 3rd is machines, so I've got2 floors keeping them away. Do get a bit worried the ceiling will cave under all that weight though.

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[–] Space_Ninja 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You animal!

/v/verifiedpeoplehate

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[–] 12_Years_A_Toucan 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

oh hey baby ;)

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You need to back the fuck off.

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

bby qt

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[–] throwitallaway 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Dude, your kitty is fat.

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[–] throwitallaway 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yeah, she has a lipoma in her "fupa" area. The vet did some tests and said it's benign, and we decided not to proceed with surgery to remove it because she's old and the risk of anesthesia was high.

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Is your cat............ FAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

stares in disapproval

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[–] The_Penis_Wizard [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

PM. Clothed please. I have to look at enough shirtless dudes, I could do without dicks too.

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[–] justaspoon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What about shirtless girls?

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My FPH romance ended quite suddenly last night. Very sad. I guess I'll take my tears over to /v/foreveralone.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

oh?

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