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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I fucking love going to the park. I take my daughter and her and I run around and play. Fatties sit on the benches and shovel chips into their gullets while browsing tumblr, also smallfats will come up to me and hit on me. Every once in a while I get the satisfaction of turning them down, I have a girlfriend who is fucking awesome but I never say something like "I'm in a relationship" every time I say "I'm not looking to date anyone right now" or something like that. I should shitlord harder but telling a small car that I would rather be single than go for coffee with them fucking gives me joy. The dumb cows probably think I'm a meal ticket or something since for sure their kids were the result of a pump and dump from a guy who skipped the country upon finding out they had knocked up some livestock.


[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I hate how fats always think they can just hit on people.


[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am apparently what every fat minivan driving single mom is looking for. I make sure to tell them that my childrens mother is no longer in the picture as well. I like them to think I am available because they always mention that they are single, which I think would be obvious since they are fat.