[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

Sometimes this world is a place I don't want to live. Talk about lowering the bar, sheesh.

It wasn't that long ago that if an agency sent this wretched obeast to a cattle call, it would have had a much expected reaction. Loud laughter. People coming out of their offices to see if it was true. Photographers saying their studio wasn't big enough. Stylists saying they there wasn't enough makeup to cover that much square footage. Everyone from the editor to the door man would be holding their sides with raucous laughter. That would be a normal reaction.

Welcome to 2019, where eye pleasing aesthetics are a thing of the past. And cattle calls are now literal.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

HONK HONK!

[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Is this a new meme I don't know about?

[–] obvious-throwaway- 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Hey, where did you get the flair? I want my posts to be judged on celebrity instead of content! Seriously though, I want some flair.

[–] Pronebone45 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Remember when Tyra Banks got the cover & she was considered "too fat". My how the times are a changin'.

[–] basedmangod2015 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

you could always opt out.

[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

When I opened to pic my dick reacted like I dunked it in a bucket of ice water..

[–] Tistime 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm an innie now not an outie.

Being a fairly typical male, generally when I see scantily clad women (specifically fit and attractive), my first wish is to see more, ie fewer clothes (I know, I;m an old perve). In this instance though, I wish more were covered.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think that's a healthy and very normal response. Not pervy at all.

[–] FattiesWillDie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Right? I fucking GAGGED. And I never feel queezy after looking at fat fucks. But that tiny cloth..ughhh

[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I get this reaction a lot when I browse FPH.

[–] SteffisCute 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I do not understand how anyone can let themselves get this fat. There are fats in my high school but they are nowhere near as fat as the hambeast except for my ex best friend Mandy, who can go fuck off to TJ Maxx like the white trash she is...

Anyway, having a vagina leads to special issues that men never have to go through, and surrounding the vag with rolls upon rolls of FAT makes things a LOT WORSE.....like periods, yeast infections, vaginal odor etc etc etc.

Now I have to admit, I love Nachos and burgers just as much as the next person, but i dont eat them every goddamn day...THAT is why you get fat you fatty mc fatfats!!!!

AARRGGHH I hate fats!

[–] lets_get_hyyerr 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

let it all out sister. fat people are gross.

[–] TheAntiZealot 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Now I have to admit, I love Nachos and burgers just as much as the next person, but i dont eat them every goddamn day...THAT is why you get fat you fatty mc fatfats!!!!

Here's the thing, indulgent foods (and activities) lose their pleasure when you over-indulge in them.

To properly enjoy them, temperance is essential.

Without personal discipline, one becomes dependent on vices and enslaved to them.

Paul wrote in 1 Corinthians Chapter 6 Verse 12:

All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.

And again in 1 Corinthians Chapter 10 Verse 23:

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure "thou shan't be a gluttonous piece of camel dung" is in there somewhere too.

[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Typical Mandy.

[–] Tistime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I do not understand how anyone can let themselves get this fat.

Irony on. That's not fat.

[–] DickMcFluffin 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Incoming bankruptcy

[–] Disdain 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Get woke go broke.

[–] Simonsaysgoat 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

How does one look out of breath in a still photo? Haha

[–] performance 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

What the actual fuck? Is this real? Also who subscribes to SI in 2019?

[–] kevlarrr 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Would you look at that, its tits go all the way round the back...

[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

360-degree uniboob

[–] Disdain 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I didn't know SI covered hunting in their magazine. I would love to see what their opinion of which harpoon in best for land whales.

[–] Tistime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That rare beast, the lesser spotted cameltoe.

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