[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

"I can touch my toes. They all fell off last year, so now I keep them in this Big Gulp cup."

[–] rndmvar 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

#ContiguousPrivilege

[–] blondeangrymama 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, that was tasty … well done, fair shitlord!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[–] BigMatteson 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

-unassisted
-using the features on the bed

How deluded can a person be?

[–] klobos 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

"My stomach has always been flat." Must be one of those flat earthers also.

[–] Itsdone63 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

She wore her nicest tarp for the interview.

[–] fattiesgonnaeat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And a pound of make-up, all to distract the eye away from the 600+ lbs in the bed lol

[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that soft lighting. Until you pointed it out, I could have sworn that was a svelte, young, lady. /s

At what point is logic completely exiled from a ham to make more room for food? When you are large enough to require turn-signals and a reversal siren, what makes you think caking on pounds of make-up will fool anyone with any level of functioning eyesight? Hell, I'm sure even the blind can smell you from well enough away to avoid toxic exposure.

[–] ahoyfatso 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Let’s be nice, FPH. It’s probably a brand new king size comforter. You can tell because it’s form fitting to her curves.

Lmao

[–] Whydoyouevencare 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It is trying very hard to convince itself and others that it’s human :

“Look, I am a human too, I can sit up!”

Which is something no human would ever brag about.

[–] akrom 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'll have you know, I managed to put my own shoes on just yesterday. No long stick or anything!

[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Crocs and flip-flops don't count :)

[–] Othmar_Regin 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I would like to see a cofin that fits that body

[–] Sylph 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Deforestation is already a problem. Let's not make things worse.

[–] cynoclast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

holy shit lol

[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Aren't there abandoned mines and quarries that can be made use of?

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ohhhhhhhh yoooooouuuuuuu.....

[–] ImOnAVoatSon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha interesting question, I wonder what happens to these whales in reality. Transporting them or doing anything with them once dead seems like a real issue.

[–] rndmvar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, you're going to need a submersible. As the Titanic sunk long ago.

[–] Superslimme 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She doesn't eat much.. Has to remind herself to eat. That's the secret to her flat stomach

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Hmmm I haven't eaten in 4 minutes I better get one of my sad children to fetch me something before my metabolism slows down! Can't believe I almost forgot! teehee"

[–] Rylan_D 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She has a flat stomach guys.

[–] GoGoGadgetFatHate 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And her waist is actually allll the way up here!! So very small and dainty

[–] awhiteguyuno 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Flat stomachs ARE sexy after all

[–] YamaMaya 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Listen to it brag about it's nonexistent waist and sitting up unassisted..congrats you can do what a 3 month old baby can do...

[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

But which will be able to wipe itself sooner?

[–] YamaMaya 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Money is on the baby

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