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[–] mamadontmakeme 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If I were 100lbs lighter, I'd be dead as I would weigh less than most newborn babies.

Friendly reminder that 100lbs is not a fucking reasonable variable,.

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[–] [deleted] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

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[–] 12918653? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A casual look into their mental gymnastics is very revealing.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You're right. We'll take away your disability payments because after all it doesn't matter if they were bigger or smaller. They are small compared to the Earth. Then we will replace your standard order of 3 mega family McBeetus buckets with nothing because after all it doesn't matter if they are bigger or smaller. They are small compared to the Earth. Finally, we will take away your home and possessions and you can go and live in a cardboard box in the desert because after all it doesn't matter if you have more or less. What you have is small compared to the Earth.

Context doesn't matter, right? There is no relative privation fallacy, right?

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[–] Podge512 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Remember that old Who Wants To Be A Millionaire meme of the balloonhead who thought that an elephant was larger than the moon? Looking at this sack of shit, I'm not sure that was so far fetched anymore!

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[–] GroundCtrl2MayoTom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Then surely it wouldn’t be a big deal to just eat a bit less food, right?

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[–] ExpandaSaurus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah but the rivers and trees don't consume vastly more resources than required! This thing is literally a planet-eater. Ffs.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And slightly bigger than an NFL tight end.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only slightly bigger?

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Make that somewhat bigger.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bitch you’re too fat to even FIT IN a lake.

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