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[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

Can't have a vegetarian sandwich. That would risk eating something healthy. It's a joke because I can see they are not picky. Don't pretend like you have ever turned away food in your life.

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

It's not even like it was healthy, it was fucking cream cheese and cucumber??? like? What????

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Exactly. The very thought it might be healthy is too much for their sugary brains. It says a lot about them. It's also similar to the alarming phenomenon in that no one with binge eating disorder ever has binges on vegetables. It always seems to be ice cream for some reason -_-

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[–] shrinkydinks 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Don't you know vegetables are the number one cause of starvation mode?

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh my god I've seen the error of my ways. Curse my vegetable loving starved self.

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I'm amazed it turned down food!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He must be a N o R e X i C!!

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

In America, there would’ve been a second Bratworst in the middle seat...

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's funny, I've been thinking about maybe trying the US for my nest country, but I'm so put off by the number of fatties, and the seemingly gluttonous way of life. I'd love to see some parts; the Rockies, New York, Yosemite, but I don't know if I could cope with the portion sizes and the fatties.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 4 points 6 points (+10|-4) ago 

Don't bother, this country sucks and we're be led by a big fat idiot. I'd pick France, or better, a shitlord Asian country like Japan.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In the USA, it’s Denver, Miami, Los Angeles, or the Fatpocalypse.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The US is a huge and diverse country. Some places are not as fat as others. I live in L.A., a notoriously fat-hating place. Yes there are fatties here but the distain is palatable and enjoyable.

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[–] howdidyoubecomethis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I live right outside of NYC and I assure you that it is a city of mostly fit people who are always on the move. It is a very image conscious city. The only fats you see are tourists. Almost everyone who lives in the area walks everywhere. Don't miss out on all that NYC has to offer!

Also, portion sizes in most of the restaurants in the city are quite small, and delicious.

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[–] Norm85 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That is where I was expecting the story to go.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's like 85% of the posts here, haha. They're always entertaining and it's easy to commiserate since we've all been in situations like that that led us here.

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

All of my posts are rnts though, I don't feel like I contribute enough fun stuff to the community.

I think he just couldn't fathom a meal without meat? But it was early evening, not like dinner hour, and the journey isn't more than 2 hours long so... I don't get it?????

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[–] mentholmemories 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is why I'm terrified of flying.

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[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That sandwich sounds incredible. And damn thoughtful of the airline to go maximally inclusive like that.

Bratwurst sounds like an enormous sack of turds, but you can probably count on him being hospitalized or dead sooner than later.

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

AirFrance is the single greatest airline. Morning flight? Coffee, croissants, and the paper if you want one. Evening flight? Sandwich and a drink (alcoholic or not). The food is legitimately good; better than a standard mass produced sandwich (e.g. Starbeetus), and the seats are wider and have more legroom than a cheaper line. In short; if you can fly AirFrance, do it.

One can only hope that, and that my next flight is fatfuck free.

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[–] GinForBreakfast ago 

Nice, I will remember that for whenever I get a chance to visit Europe.

And on the bright side, at least you didn't have to touch him!

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[–] SomeHelp 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sandwich sounds delicious, I would have loved to get to eat that. Fatty sounds like a cunt but there is a pretty big chance the seat was empty because fatty bought two seats to get to fly at all.

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It was legitimately a brilliant sandwich. I thought that he might have bought two seats, but then why would one wait until the doors were shutting and it became obvious that the seat was empty? I think he was just opportunistic.

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know what I'm making for my lunch tomorrow. Cucumber sandwich with basil and lemon cream cheese. Fuck, that sounds amazing.

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[–] mamadontmakeme [S] ago 

Chop the basil really really fine, and add both zest and juice to your cheese. Plenty of pepper, too. It was on a whole-grain Kaiser roll, if you need the full experience. I don't do dairy unless it's free, but I'd pay for one of those babies.

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[–] Chronicallydieting ago 

Oh my goodness, thank you.

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[–] csicskageci 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Vollgeschissene Menschenhaut (human skin shat full)

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