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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Too late, but if ever in this situation don't apologize. Play it off like you're completely oblivious and you don't understand the problem.

"Apologize for what? I didn't make her fat! She did that herself."

It's rude

"Then she should apologize to herself and fix it"

No, you don't get it. It's wrong.

"What did I say that was wrong?"

You called her fat.

"She is. Thst isn't wrong, it's factually accurate."

Ok, let's drop it.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're supposed to subtly trigger the fat by praising them for small, seemingly impossible tasks. 'Wow! You're like a turtle who carries its home on its back! You don't need a tent to go cold weather camping, or even a shirt!' Then you insist on a high five and get really angry when it isn't forthcoming. Then you complain about always having too much energy and how your day is terrible if you don't work out, and ask if its nice to never feel the need to do anything physical. Then, when they are answering your question, you go, 'BOOP!' and poke them on the nose and say, 'whatever, you eat too much'! Then you run away cackling and drinking beer. Next time.

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Camping with fats?

Just go higher up the mountain.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Never drink and social media.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I remember this until I drink.

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[–] Sylph ago 

Same :(

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[–] shitlordsandwich 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like you got fat sympathizing friends. Time to find new friends or show them the way of the shitlord.

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce ago 

Why in the world would you apologize? It's his fault for assaulting your eyes.

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[–] belil569 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Stop being a bitch. Dont apologize.

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[–] GinForBreakfast ago 

Even if some fat bastard is technically warm under its fucking blubber, they have shitty circulation and should be protecting their digits and skin integrity.

Stupid fats. Fuck 'em all!

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