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[–] mamadontmakeme 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I know the answer but I am forever asking why it's considered acceptable to spend that much money and time on makeup and literally none on long term self improvement. I know it's laziness but my mind just boggles.

Also makeup should enhance your natural features, not be used to carve out new features because your face fat ate the natural ones.

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[–] Princess_Shitlady [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I totally agree with everything you have said, the part where she plastered on foundation had me cringing! Make-up cannot make beauty if there is none there! All I use is mascara and eyeliner everyday! Don't need much else :)

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

God it needs one of those trowel things they use for plaster. I rarely ever use foundation because it makes my skin feel weird. I usually just use spot concealer on any pimples and some blush cream. If I'm feeling fancy I'll use mascara and eyeliner. Maybe some eye-shadow for something special. Haven't worn makeup in a while though.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fats are all about the here and the now, instant gratification and what not.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

Fucked if I know. All my make-up comes from the drug store, and I don't often wear much more than eye shadow, eye liner, & mascara because foundation makes my skin throw a hissy fit. But I guess when you are human shaped and have human features, you don't need to paint them on with stupidly expensive cosmetics.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Because when a car has a few tires with slow leaks, engine troubles, body troubles, and a clogged fuel line what I think is "the hood sure could use a messed up paint job".

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[–] whiteface 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

>You are so beautiful, makeup or no makeup, gorgeous ❤️

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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[–] niggapls 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

spend thousands on cosmetics but eating healthy is too costly 😒

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There was no point to that, blob looks gross before and after. I also didn't realize you were supposed to drop foundation down your face to apply it. That's probably how it consumes copious amounts of ranch dressing too.

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[–] mybrotherans 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It would probably spend less on makeup if it didn't have to paint the side of a barn every time.

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[–] Anti-Social 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I need to come up with a product to sell to fats. I'd be rich.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A drink that's 50% corn syrup!

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

See also: Fried Coke.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

May I suggest: The FUPA broomTM

First 100 orders receive a FREE mother-in-law!

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[–] Anti-Social 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ha. Nice

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh God--one of its tags is "slave2beauty." It spelled "food" wrong.

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[–] Princess_Shitlady [S] ago 

I wish I had more upvoats! :)

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