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[–] c-fox 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

https://truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/ is a good source of information. People may wonder why we give this waste of air any time, but we have a responsibility as shitlords to crush of fat delusions. Her stupid blog inspires ham confidence and should be crushed.

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[–] TessMuenster 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It also lands her paid speaking gigs (wtf..) Easy access to info about what a blatant fraud she is helps shut that down. Her self-delusion is truly amazing, I could see her claiming IronMan victory just by showing up on race day. Many thanks to the people calling out her bullshit.

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[–] SpaceCpt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Holy shit, I grew up watching Iron Man competitions but had no idea the bike portion was 112 miles.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My SO does these ridiculous 200-500 mile rides.

Holy fuck some people are amazing.

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

There's a lady in our community who is 45 and does triathlons FOR A LIVING. She is so boss I can't even tell you. But she literally spends all day, every day training and still has to contend with injuries and fatigue etc. How does this whale possibly believe she's going to make it!?

I bet she's thinking that 2/3 isn't running so she can just coast on the bike or float in the water. A cruise ship surrounded by speedboats.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

A cruise ship surrounded by speedboats.

More like a garbage barge.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Perfect.

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow. I knew a chick who did triathlons for a living too but she was 20-something. Pulling that off at 45 is badass.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's an older (45+) lady in my SO's swim group that competes in tris, I dunno about for a living but she just hurt her knee and is still swimming an hour and a half a day to prep for one. According to the SO, she's in insane shape and just kicks ass at swimming, and since I've shown him the Ironfat blog he says he can't imagine this woman complaining about blisters, much less if her leg even broke.

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[–] shadilay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, actual athletes tend to ignore and play off injuries and random fucking aches and pains because if they complain, their loved ones will start encouraging them to slow down.

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[–] swohio 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm sure that a real illness isn't out of the question for a mayo tanker like that though.

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[–] RawDogginOscarMeyers 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Blisters and chafing? Come on, bitch. I did boot camp with feet that bled every single day, my whole body was chafed and made of heat rash AND I did it with a stress fracture in my foot. Guess who still came out on top? Fats love their excuses.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Difficulty breeds character and maturity.

Fats act like infants because they shun anything that presents a challenge.

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[–] Daucus7 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She, supposedly, has been training for 4-6 hours each day for nearly 2 years now betweeen this IronMan and the half-IronMan last year. Yet even her most recent posts she's whining about blisters, or how her thunder thighs rub together, or how she keeps kicking herself in the gunt when she tries to use a bike. It's like watching some tard trying to scheme into joining MENSA.

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[–] whyamihere 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

how she keeps kicking herself in the gunt when she tries to use a bike

Holy crap seriously?! hahahahaha!!!

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[–] Sellyoulight [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

OK..... so we seem to have a consensus that old Cheatstain will do an excuse-making crapout rather than a show up/try/fail crash+burn. The excuses suggested thus far are illness, missed the flight, couldn’t get my bike there or maybe a “medical issue” (tee-hee). I think it’ll be a so-called “training injury”, because that would keep the myth of so-called “training” and actually trying to do this thing (which every sane person knows are a couple bald-faced lies) alive and it’d also keep the myth of that “next year” bullshit alive, which would in turn keep the door open for further crowd-funding and speaking gigs. I think old Cheatstain will be following the scent of the money and will back out of this Tri in a fashion that’ll keep the income sources viable and the mindless, faithful obeast camp-followers panting breathlessly as they await further blog updates.

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[–] Magusontwowheels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hey level of delusion always blows my mind. I cycle 8 miles a day round trip to work. Like to do medium rides on the weekend (10~20 miles). And I know that a triathlon is well beyond my means. I could probably make the 112 mile ride (done 100 mile rides on the past.) But the swimming AND marathon on top of that? Just can't. I have friends that do half triathlons, and it requires a lot of work and dedication.

And she thinks she can do it just because she waddled through some runs and swims once in a while? No fucking way. This isn't some dumb little 5k that people randomly do in an afternoon, no this is something people spend all year training for.

The delusion is strong in this one.

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[–] 6366541? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

FYI, Ragen dropped out of a 5k in Oakland earlier this year.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And cheated on the one in San Diego.

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[–] RawDogginOscarMeyers 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LOL!

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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is it's giagantic mayotard of a partner dead yet?

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hope she shows up and dies in the sea, surrounded by her kind.

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That raises an actual question: where the hell do they hold the swimming portion of this? I mean, Arizona isn't known for their watersports lol

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is super secret info: location.

Don't tell no one.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

In the open sewer they call a river.

Phoenix is a fucking nightmare.

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