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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Yeah... the 5k bullshit... I've got an injured knee from a car accident and it may hurt like hell but I'm perfectly capable of running 5k again.

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[–] 5339877? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I had to walk some of my 5k yesterday because I have an injured knee; it happens.

What astonishes me is that she was so injured from the run that later she couldn't even walk around a supermarket.

I wonder what could be putting so much pressure on her skeleton that she can't even walk?

Obviously nothing to do with the excess 300lbs crushing her knee joints because HAES.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm willing to bet the scotty puff incident with the older lady happened, but I seriously doubt the 5k bit. At most, fatty managed the length of the mall to Cinnabon and back to her car.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You'd be amazed how many fatasses can waddle out 5 kilometers.

Last marathon I ran, I was checking the 'max' times - my calf had been bothering me during training and I was worried I might have to walk for a little while.

They do the 5k,10k,and marathons in the same rule set, just at different times.

They close the course down at a 16 min mile pace. I couldn't fucking believe it. I walk the dog that fast. As in - not even running or racing. I try to hit an 8:00/mile pace, and here I was worried about being disqualified if I didn't make a 10 min pace or something.

Reminds me of my favorite all-time post on here it says some fat girl in denial "I can't be fat, I run!!" - for "verification, posted a pic of her with the marathon bib. Some random shit Lord says "what pace do you waddle at? All I see is a fat girl with a sign"

Burned.

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And it had to mention that it was in the produce section... Suuuure.

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At 350 lbs it should NOT be "running" anything. I doubt it could manage a brisk waddle.

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[–] TriggeredLardTub 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not only shouldn't it be running until it loses 150 pounds but no way it can run at 350 pounds. My 300 pound unfortunately acquaintances can't even keep up with my walking pace when we have to walk down the street

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[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

350 lbs....ran a 5k....pick one.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Paints road as such......

K K K K K

Runs on said road.

Ran 5k.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For context, their "running" is walking a 15-minute mile. Remember the fat guy who bragged about working out?

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[–] Hatemovesmountains 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What is a good mile/time? I mainly hike around parks so I don't really time myself since it's waterfalls, and shit to look at.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In the Cincinnati Flying Pig, they close the course down at 16-min miles. You can walk it. Fuck, I could walk a gerbil that fast.

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[–] AltamontPass 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Thin people need to listen to fat people when we talk about our lives

Not my circus, not my (fat) monkeys...

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[–] retailslave 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck that shit. I don't care about your fat experiences. You chose that bullshit and you're not gonna drag me into that bucket just because you're jealous that I'm thin and you're not.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't need to listen to anybody talk about their lives. I can if I'm interested or being nice, but by no means does anybody NEED to listen to any random person, fat or normal.

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Gotta love when people act like 5k is an accomplishment. There are probably people who walk a 5k daily just to get semi-clean drinking water.

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[–] temp413 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hey, to be fair, I didn't run at all two months ago and yesterday I ran my first official 5K. I consider that a mini accomplishment.

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[–] TriggeredLardTub 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In another two months you'll be running 5k a day and wonder why so many people think it's such a massive accomplishment, then realize the ones who act like it's a marathon are all fat

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Congrats - I just started running this year. I always ran for/during sports - rugby, volleyball, swimming-as-honorable-mention because it's cardio but not running.

But I had never attempted to run farther than a mile in one shot. I'd burn it like hell, then be 100% exhausted and would wonder how anyone would want to go farther. I was coming in under 6 min per mile. Eventually realized I could JOG and not run.

First time I ran 1.5 miles, I wanted to die. Literally two weeks later, I was prepping for a 5k - the impossibly long distance. Boss-fight mentality. Good night's sleep. Carbs for breakfast. Cleared my schedule for the rest of the day in case I was too exhausted to move. And it was over before I knew it - that's it? So I went and played volleyball after.

Funny how being in shape and doing athletic things work together.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When I worked retail I used to work with this old Nigerian (or Kenyan, can't remember exactly) lady who used to describe walking several miles a day to fetch water at a pond. She said you used to have to watch out for Crocodiles or whatever to not get eaten. She never complained about it as a young girl.

Edit: Because of Canada's temporary foreign workers program I have had a chance to work with very interesting people from all over the world, she was certainly one of the nicer and better ones. She was a total badass shitlady, super hard worker.

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[–] jackiejormpjomp 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

i have rheumatoid arthritis. a 5K is an accomplishment for me. i love running but can't do it most days.

not all thin/fit people are good at running or able to run!

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[–] reptilehouse 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ugh. So I go on tumblr mainly for fandom stuff like fan art and whatever (yes I know I'm a weirdo) and nothing annoys me more than the constant call out posts whining that people don't draw characters fat. OK I can see if characters are canonically fat but back when homestuck was around people would flip shit if there weren't enough fat ass portrayals or characters shown as other races. I also believe there should be more diversity in the media and I have nothing against drawing Harry Potter black or whatever but 1. being fat should never be normal in the media, once that happens then we've completely accepted our decline into fathood 2. If you want body diversity make someone more muscular or more flat chested, things that don't promote illness 3. Drawing fan art and not including fat people or whatever you consider diverse is quite possibly the least important thing in the world and if that offends you then you are spending way too much time on tumblr

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://i.sli.mg/Oa0Obe.png

The delusion is real. Zaria's actual physique is like the bodybuilder wife on German Wife Swap. It's going to be nasty to see all the slobs doing a Zaria cosplay just because it's a character with short, pink hair.

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[–] reptilehouse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ugh, seeing all the overwatch fan art like that makes me not want to play it. Same reason I swore I'd never watch Steven Universe. The fandom is full of that shit

Also, does that picture really deserve almost 2000 notes? Seriously? It looks like shit, the anatomy is all wrong, the coloring took two seconds. ..hordes of people just like it because they're obese? The fuck...

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[–] cetaceanmigration 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Former rugby player, fucking adored the eye bleach. Go All Blacks!

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[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

https://i.sli.mg/h4m59u.png

Of course she cries and runs (waddles, although she probably rode the scootypuff lets be honest) to her car. That's how all these stories go. The only part that's missing is Ryan Gosling descending from the heavens to let her eat a cheesecake off his bare chest.

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sometimes I wonder if the "roaring" these fatties hear, either of support/cheering or laughing/shaming, is actually just the rush of blood from being ashamed of people noticing their fatness in public, know what I mean?

I used to hear the "rush/roar" when people did the skinny-shame thing.

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[–] SirBertyBeetus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

When you're channeling your inner James Bond

Bloatfeld more like!

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dr. Hell No

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