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[–] nonfat69 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

reflux dissolving his vocal chords

Jesus fucking christ I didn't even know that was a thing

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[–] FordGirl 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yup. My 84 year old grandfather is about to have surgery to remove his esophagus because of that. And he has never been fat in his life.

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ouch.

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[–] Demonmaus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lack of self respect would be my first guess. Lack of self control would be my second.

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[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They train themselves to have a Pavlonian response to food. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/addicted-to-fat-eating/

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lesson: don't be a fatass in the first place.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, he probably had kids too early and with a ham, as hams almost always attract hams. That would be enough to make anyone miserable. Not only that, though, but because almost everyone thinks weight is "genetic" and you can't do anything about it he probably thinks he's stuck how he is now and it won't get better. Which it can get better, and he would know that if he bothered to look up anything on the internet. But hams don't, because hams are lazy, and now he's looking at fucking cancer of the throat because he thinks it would be ~too hard~ to put down the cheeseburgers.

PS: Do we know the same person? I know someone EXACTLY like this minus the wife and kids.

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[–] Sellyoulight [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I suspect there’s one or more cases exactly like what I described in every locality. The one I know definitely has wife+kids these days, so you probably know another one. I wouldn’t be surprised if they grow them in clone farms like in the movie “The Island”... The clone farms are probably owned and operated by the doctors and gubmints so the docs can keep the medical biz robust and profitable and the gubmints can keep their machinery (public assistance, “counseling”, etc) well-oiled and cranking happily away processing the hams, whales and planets.