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[–] tanukihat 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

Common Core in action, ladies and gentlegoats. These are the people entering our workforce. Enjoy getting a 5" sub when you ordered a 6" sub at Subway cus these folks are doing the measuring.

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[–] B3nd3r 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Just be happy if you don't get accused of rape and blasted with pepper spray for being the wrong color while speaking to her.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's why I carry my own pepper spray.

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[–] piratse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well if someone is getting the 5" sub in front me, I'll take the 7" sub from the same bread.

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[–] Philosopher_King 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Don't they do that already? Besides, Subway? You deserve to get fucked already.

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[–] Vaati 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is correct. Subway was sued a while back for false advertising because their sandwiches fall short of the length they claim to be.

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[–] tanukihat 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Hey man I know a nice girl who works at Subway. In this economy, any job is a job.

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

When she thinks your dick is 10" but in reality it's 9" 😎

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Islamic.

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[–] Dragonfly44 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck. Me.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

1.. 2.. 3.. Not It!

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[–] roznak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Zero would mean "nothing" so I think we can skip the 0 since it does not matter.

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[–] Fragnostus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

#ZeroLivesMatter

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[–] antiracistNew 4 points 1 point (+5|-4) ago 

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[–] wesofx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're not wrong. Forgetting a -1 or a +1 really is a thing.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

we've lost space missions over errors of a similar magnitude,

If you mean that early Mars lander mission, then that was a conversion fuckup. Someone did the calculations in metric and the figures were interpreted as being in imperial.

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[–] antiracistNew 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

She's as smart as NASA scientists.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

this is why building costs will go up.

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[–] Groomzilla 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Common core got me like