[–] My-Name-is-Mud 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I just sleep in my gun safe.

[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

590 Shockwave shadow-mounted in an overhead recess on the headboard invisible unless your head is on the pillow, CZ-97B cocked and locked in the false-drawer by the bedstand, and a skeletonized 5.56 AR-15 10" SBS mounted under the bed frame.

And that's just my side of the bed, the wife was more creative with the 60DS and a 9mm MP5.

Now that I think about it, we've paid the government a lot of money for NFA-item tax stamps.

[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You see, those kind of weapons are for terrorists only. But since you paid tax stamps, obviously they are no longer extra dangerous. Isn't it magic what extra tax does?

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Two pistols and a shotgun on my side, but it's got a 20.5" barrel for more ammo.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always have a gun nearby no matter where I am

[–] Drkadrka 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

AR pistol under the bed, AR rifle behind the door, G17 under the pillow and an XDS45 carried small of back.

Stomach sleeper.