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[–] G4 1 points 103 points (+104|-1) ago 

Are you.. Wait... Seriously? I've never been on that sub but seriously? Do these people fucking listen to themselves when they speak? (erm, type)

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[–] sakuramboo 1 points 55 points (+56|-1) ago 

No, they can only hear the echo.

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[–] Codyrl95 9 points 29 points (+38|-9) ago 

From the looks of the sub, it's suppose to be satire.

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[–] LOLThatsJustRetarded 4 points 39 points (+43|-4) ago 

No, it's clearly not satire. It's run by SJWs. They honestly believe this.

Just because something seems absurd, doesn't mean that it's satire. There are a lot of genuinely insane people out there.

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[–] YikYak 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

It wasnt always like that. It was recently stolen when new mods were appointed and they took over and cleared house.

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[–] G4 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh ok. That makes so much more sense.

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[–] SniperWaffle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yah it's a stupid joke, who cares.

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[–] doctor_cucumber 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Latina female here, still offended as f. I don't have a right to not be offended, and it's like someone wants me to be angry. I'm just so confused by this decision. Do they think that white men can't be discriminated against?

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[–] Wolfbeckett 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, they literally do think that. Because white men have privilege, you see, and they honestly believe that if you're "punching up" at people with privilege, it isn't discrimination/harassment.

"There are no bad tactics, only bad targets."

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[–] Exuberant_Murica 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The cunt responsible for a lot of this is RobotAnna [MOD].

Send that culo straight to hell with spam. lol

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[–] G4 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

culo?

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[–] haroldtheblankth 0 points 67 points (+67|-0) ago 

Did everyone forget that this sub was taken over by SRS and all the mods are now SRS people?

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[–] yoy21 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm going to wager that if that happens, the admins will decide to say that "In solidarity of our website, we will protect our subreddits against the wishes of corporate sponsors." And it will become a huge us v. them that reddit loves to do.

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[–] Upvoats_McGoats 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Arguably, this purging of unwanted subs will lead to higher (perhaps MUCH higher) advertising. Advertisers don't want to show up as being part of a site that promotes hate. It's been theorized by many and it makes perfect sense: clean up your site and your get our ad dollars but not before.

The search for money has made them abandon the very foundation of the site. The same will happen here, I suspect. SRS already control many subverses.

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[–] SlimChance 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Seriously, it was only a week ago people! This is just SRS trolling, ignore it.

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[–] Skwerley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's the entire website

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[–] That_Other_Guy 2 points 37 points (+39|-2) ago 

This seems way too satirical to be true, I wonder if they will enforce the rules they have set.

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[–] oddjob 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

we're working on a good Unified Privilege Index algorithm

we definitely consider that all straight white cisgender able-bodied adult non-elder economically comfortable men are basically equal.

This is definitely satire. This mod is just very good at it. There is no way that this is serious.

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[–] Nigs 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

uhm hello, its run by SRS mods

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[–] 1smartass 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If it's SRS, they're dead serious.

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[–] JunOS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Let's try.

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[–] Kromulent 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

My guess is that PunchableFaces, like ImGoingToHellForThis, is responding to a non-negotiable admin directive which they have been prohibited from sharing. That explains the business-speak and the satirical flavor of their statements.

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[–] flimflamedthezimzam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That does't make any sense, how would they ever enforce and NDA against anonymous non-employees? How would it not be leaked?

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[–] Kromulent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This just my suspicion, that's all.

I wasn't thinking of an enforceable contract, so much as just a statement along the lines of, "get rid of the racism and keep this communication private, or this subreddit will be closed". Reddit has every right to do that, and it would not surprise me in the last if they did.

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[–] nitrixion 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

non-negotiable admin directive which they have been prohibited from sharing.

What is this all about?

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[–] Wedhro 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sounds like a conspiracy theory but of course it means the whole website is being politically corrected to please SJWs and encourage advertisers to invest in it, the kind of maneuver a corporation wouldn't share.

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[–] Kromulent 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just a guess on my part.

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[–] JunOS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I speak corporate.

A new standard, punishable by termination, decided by people who make high level ddecisions who make a lot more than you and me have decided on a new way of thinking, or forced transition. Stakeholders don't want you to know that they made the decision, so enjoy our new business process.

Thx masters degree.

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[–] Original_Username 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No the mod for Punchable faces went fuck it and offered mod positions to a few people including an SRS, who got their first. Or I could be thinking of another sub.

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[–] lubbocksux 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago  (edited ago)

It's satire. They are making fun of SJWs. That's all.

"1. No real humans unless they meet the "Punch Up" criteria: No subjects who are black, brown, tan, Asian, Latino, Native North or South American, or Pacific Islander, LGBTQ, No subjects with disabilities (physical, developmental, or any other type), No women or non-binary subjects, No underage or elderly subjects, No socioeconomically disadvantaged subjects 2. Any mention of srs must be followed EXACTLY with "pbuf (peace be upon the fempire)" 3. We deserve the right to do whatever we want."

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[–] thegoldenboy 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

No, they ARE SJWs

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[–] ec69f4c200b442f59e9f 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No, SRS really did take control of that a sub a few weeks back. Look at the mod team names there and on SRS.

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[–] carb0n 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

If this is satire as some of you say, what is the target?

According to wikipedia satire is: "...a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, into improvement."

So they make fun of SJWs? I have a hard time believing this, because this sub was taken over by those guys and they have the same self-reflection skill as a jellyfish. Which means none.

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[–] LOLThatsJustRetarded 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

It isn't satire. They're just SJWs trying to spin this as best they can.

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[–] carb0n 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

As I thought. Thanks.

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[–] jackofdiamonds 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

It isn't satire per se, but it is a joke. They are turning their real views into a teasing, cartoon version of themselves because they know it gets under the skin of the anti-SJW crowd. Don't let it, and they lose. The most empowering way to respond to this sort of stuff is to laugh and get on with your life.

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[–] TheBlueGhost 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The problem is that this isn't comparable to someone making a shitty joke, it's comparable to someone barging into a closed dining room, flipping over all the tables, shitting on the floor, and spray painting the walls then finding it hilarious when people get pissed off and leave, thinking of themselves as the funniest troll of all time.

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[–] carb0n 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're right. And to be honest, it's pretty lame teasing, their humour always sucked.

By the way, does those SJWs look fairly organized to you? Because to me it looks like that there is a group of people in the background who are pulling the strings. They are a movement, and a dangerous one to boot.

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[–] Original_Username 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Except a sub that people use has been taken away.

It's great to use a public space as an exhibit for something funny. Except when it's your house that's been taken over.

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[–] TheFatMistake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Satire is the wrong word. "Trolling" is the correct word. They are fucking with /r/punchablefaces subscribers

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[–] craschnet 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fucking racist and sexist bullshit.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 4 points 4 points (+8|-4) ago 

I'm actuallu really enjoying this new form of sarcasm created by PF. Ultrasarcasm. The best part is that SJWs don;t seem to be able to get it.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

honestly i don't know - i'm pretty sure they are being sarcastic/ironic. i cannot fathom a human mind meaning that sincerely

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[–] zetsumetsu 18 points 4 points (+22|-18) ago 

You do know it's just a joke, right?

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[–] dildonkers 2 points 39 points (+41|-2) ago 

Aren't jokes meant to be funny?

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[–] localbum 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

"I'm racist and hate people based on skin color! Hahaha, just joking!"

Doesn't work for whitey, shouldn't work for anyone else, either.

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[–] TheBlueGhost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They're meant to be funny, but quite often end up not.

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[–] iamcatch22 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

SRS taking over PF was fucking hilarious. The top mod (not an admin, the mod in charge of PF) decided, "fuck it," (probably because PF was one of the most obnoxious shitholes on reddit with their constant spamming of 1 person) and gave the sub to the SRS mods, who took it and ran. At this point, it's already been forgotten, as PF has faded into irrelevancy now that they can't spam /r/all every couple weeks any more

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[–] Spirits_ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, they are a bunch of trolls, it still makes me angry.

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[–] ThisWeirdIndividual 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hm no. It's been taken over by SRS. It's just the usual SRS racism/sexism thinly veiled behind faux sarcasm and apparent "obnoxiousity". In fact, they truely mean it, they just overplay it because they're cowards.

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[–] derezzed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think to some extent it is now, but the folks who mod the sub are proven hardcore SJWs...so fuck them. They just like the attention and the "white tears".

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