[–] jerkwad152 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Needs 100 more pounds, short shorts, and blue hair dye.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Those whore yoga pants fit the bill

[–] ViperCarbz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

bunch of metal in the face

[–] LightningAndTheSun 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

There is nothing inherently bad about the toe-grabbing. I do it all the time (clean hands and feet of course) it sort of "stretches" the toes sideways and feels good after 11 hours of wearing tight steel-toed boots.

The fast food bit is bad but otherwise this is another male/female D&C post

[–] HndrxMn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The muscles in your feet get incredibly gnarled up. I once went to get a massage and after the masseuse worked on my feet it felt like I was walking on air.

[–] Gingercuntfirecrotch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

People tend to assume feet and privates are 100% dirty 100% of the time. Why, I have no idea.

[–] InternetUser 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Do you do it while eating with your hands?

[–] ELS_BrigadeWarning 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

missing the joke this much

The joke is that she doesn't have a man's hand to hold, so she holds her own foot. It has nothing to do with whether toe grabbing is bad.

[–] LightningAndTheSun 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Literally no one was thinking that but you but okay, you're in on the big joke if it makes you feel better

[–] Jungun 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Eat the pain away sister. Who needs a man when you got a selfish attitude and slothy habits.

[–] Two_Soup 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

That's super gross... why is she holding her foot? Why is she eating garbabe? How did we get to thos point?

[–] EdSnowden 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

For the physical satisfaction of having her hand held.

[–] Anonymous171717 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She has a slew of cats...

[–] Spaghetti_Forgetti 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

add 50 pounds

[–] user9713 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 


[–] AlaskaMountain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Long time ago I saw some pictures from a Reddit meetup. They definitely looked exactly as expected.

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