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[–] Apathy 0 points 114 points (+114|-0) ago 

Grab em by the pussy and call them a cuck.

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[–] usethemath 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

We should make that our official secret handshake.

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[–] lord_nougat 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

THE PUSSY CUCKS AT NOON!

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[–] Dead-Pool 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Oh, will that include the man pussy? Getting that prostate checked is an important part of mens health so that would end up being a buddy check system too.

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[–] kryptoniankoffee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Apathy gets it.

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[–] TWFM 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or probably do nothing

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[–] l23r ago 

No female would be wearing a Voat shirt cause there's no chicks online...

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[–] Samsquamch 1 point 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

I'd find a piece of paper and a blue pen, cut the paper into an arrow, color it blue, and hand it to them without saying a word, nod, and then go on my way

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[–] jeegte12 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

i sincerely hope you mean a triangle

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[–] Samsquamch 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

I sincerely hope you didn't mean triangle and meant the Voat beta symbol with 2 out of 3 of the corners rounded...Seriously, don't get so technical, you know exactly what I meant.

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[–] diodine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a Redditor! Get 'im!

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[–] d0c5 [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Excellent my friend.

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[–] Drain0 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You don't need a goat shirt for that king retard.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But only as a joke.

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[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Slow nod with eye contact

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[–] d0c5 [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

No beard stroke?

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[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Depends on the situation.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Perhaps a nice slow, dramatic SCHLONG stroke!

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[–] 0011011000111001 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

:( just shaved me beard.. I look.. :( .. like I am 5 years old.

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[–] BonerWizard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like this response.

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[–] 7080483? 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I'd ask them if they plan to make out with a butt this [start of the week/mid-week/end of the week/week-end] and go from there.

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[–] BeauBrummell 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Purrrfect!

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[–] d0c5 [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Respect.

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[–] varialus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh goodness, I would stop wearing voat merch in public. Un< ur hawt & eye skoar. (I just realized I really dislike using fucked up abbreviated spellings.)

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[–] SeanBox 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago 

Yell "PIZZAGATE" then high five you and run away

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[–] d0c5 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol!

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[–] immatureusername 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

Im noticing every comment with pizzagate is getting downvoated. Someone doesnt want it seen.

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[–] Sciency 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

We were thrilled about pizzagate investigations until a million whiny recovering conformists poured in. "Keep it in the sub" is what you should take that to mean. You don't have to do so, but you'll keep getting downvotes if you don't, because everyone here knows about pizzagate.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

OMFG it's true! I shall not mention it at all.

I shall remain focused on the far superior TACOGATE!

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