Profile overview for TwoWholePizzas.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

19 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 12 links, started a total of 7 discussions and submitted a total of 417 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 37 and downvoted 5 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 193 and downvoted 14 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Cheap and Selfish - I ran into classic ham, submitted: 2/14/2016 12:15:24 PM, 89 points (+90|-1)

That umbrella wouldn't even work for ONE of them. , submitted: 4/30/2016 12:00:07 PM, 73 points (+73|-0)

My building is shitlording, but you already have to be in the stairwell. , submitted: 4/4/2016 5:46:54 PM, 71 points (+71|-0)

Whiney entitled eat beast gets called out by a shitlady, and of course, defended by another jiggling jupiter, submitted: 3/18/2016 10:41:07 AM, 71 points (+71|-0)

Whining entitled "open letter" - of course it's an eat beast! , submitted: 3/16/2016 5:50:40 PM, 56 points (+58|-2)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Surprise - this fat fuck moron in the truck was unscathed, while the train pilot wasn't, submitted: 1/29/2016 10:33:25 AM, 2 points (+2|-0)

I think I found the most sneaky of all shitladies, submitted: 4/21/2016 10:43:17 AM, 3 points (+4|-1)

240 pound rock climber, a feat no whale species could accomplish , submitted: 3/8/2016 7:57:49 PM, 6 points (+6|-0)

DJ Khaled - Fupas Maximus, submitted: 1/29/2016 9:47:09 AM, 11 points (+12|-1)

Fat butter beasts shouldn't be allowed to drive! , submitted: 1/28/2016 4:38:35 PM, 13 points (+13|-0)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

deleted by user submitted by deleted to fatpeoplehate

TwoWholePizzas 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago

That is shitlord commitment. My body would mutiny.

Do you know what my favorite thing about shitlording is? submitted by tom-bombadil to fatpeoplehate

TwoWholePizzas 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago

I always try to make it up or down the stairs before the elevator gets there. It baffles the hams to no end.

3 lowest rated comments:

She's the size of... submitted by Magitek_X to fatpeoplehate

TwoWholePizzas 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

BRICK... HOUSE

I just got catfished by a butterhuffer on tinder. submitted by oiseaulibre to fatpeoplehate

TwoWholePizzas 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

Fuck that shit, the key to confidence is to act confident, even if you aren't. Own that shit and don't let a beast do that to you. Worst case scenario you have a good story for the next shitlady you talk to.

Brand ambassador or beached whale? submitted by mangiamerdeemorte to fatpeoplehate

TwoWholePizzas 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

Flabletics is more like it